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Ah, the enchanting forests of old Europe! The fresh air, the tradition, the sense of boundless adventure… And if you’re lucky, a sturdy older woman in glasses and a babushka so desperate for cock she’ll let you bend her over the nearest rockpile and you won’t even have to take off your riding boots! And then if you are very fortunate, after the lovemaking she’ll allow you to jack off a long, thick string of white donut glaze onto her face and glasses – despite her outward appearance of being rather less than pleased with the arrangement. If perhaps you are one of those rare individuals who has never gotten over a strange childhood obsession with grandmother’s ‘kitchen witch’, then allow me to be the first to salute you; you are about to enter Valhalla.
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